The One Song Theory is everything is poetry. If it wasn’t, we wouldn’t call this place the universe.

  • Roro Recs Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas 2025.

    Films to Festively Foist Upon My Father. Movies for Me Time. Never Let Me See This Again.

  • Villa Amore | Passport to Love.

    4.63 out of 4 points. Would I make my father watch this? ITALY. Or “It’ly,” as my grandmother used to say. One point. Was it emotionally satisfying on its own or did I have to work overtime doing rewrites in my head to get there or was it so dissatisfying that not even in-my-head rewrites…

  • To Barcelona, Forever | Passport to Love.

    3.20 out of 4 points. Would I make my father watch this? As with the first of this duology, it’s got Alison Sweeney. And it’s got her in SPAIN. That’s an immediate Yes. One point. Was it emotionally satisfying on its own or did I have to work overtime doing rewrites in my head to…

  • To Barcelona, With Love | Passport to Love.

    3.67 out of 4 points. Would I make my father watch this? It’s got Alison Sweeney. And it’s got her in SPAIN. That’s an immediate Yes. One point. Was it emotionally satisfying on its own or did I have to work overtime doing rewrites in my head to get there or was it so dissatisfying…

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